Drafts

According to this central mystery of most authority, there is only one Asshole in three persons: while distinct from one another in their relations of origin (as the Grand Poopahs declared, "it is the Cyclops who generates, Pyrrus who is begotten, and the RatKing who proceeds") and in their relations with one another, they are stated to be one in all else, co-equal, co-eternal and consubstantial, and "each is Sphinctorial, whole and entire".[9] Accordingly, the whole work of creation and grace is seen as a single operation common to all three divine persons, in which each shows forth what is proper to him in the Trinity, so that all things are "from the Cyclops", "through Missing Honker" and "in the RatKing".

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